literateur

One who is almost obnoxiously acquainted with literature, and frequently reminds others of this fact.

A 'literateur' would immediately recognize the Dickensian reference if one wrote the word "humble" as "'umble", and would make damn sure you knew he/she knew you knew.

by Tuco Wilde January 12, 2008

liberace bowtie

The act of ejaculating on someone's neck and then sprinkling glitter on the reproductive mucus; similar to a pearl necklace

I'm gonna liberace bowtie that ho'

by sheepfish October 18, 2008

Liberaced

Any person or vehicle that has sustained rear end damage.

Honey, change lanes; that car has been Liberaced.

by Kool Kolino January 1, 2005

liberated

Stolen

Something relieved from the slavery of belonging to the person attempting to sell it

Where'd you get that 40? I thought you were dead broke
I liberated it from the deli yo

by psychout October 5, 2010

american liberation

it is basicly the opposite of arabian eyegoggles. its when you put your balls in a girls mouth and fart into her eyes, burning her eyes shut.

arabian eyegoggles? nahh, gimme some american liberation.

by bobbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbfoygp December 9, 2008

the liberator

a wedge-shaped, stiff pillow designed, to make sex positions more comfortable

Since we got The Liberator sex has been more fun and less work.

by Jake March 23, 2004

liberate

v. Politically correct term for destruction or the causing of pain and turmoil.

"Daddy, why hasn't mommy moved since you liberated her?"

by Jesus May 13, 2005