mouthguard lisp

The lisp you get when you talk while wearing a mouthguard

Person 1: You got your mouthguard for ufc?
Person 2: Yeth, I have my mouthguard for uf -thea. And I covered it in Vatheline.
Person 1: please take out your mouthguard.
Person 2: (takes out mouthguard) Sorry, mouthguard lisp.

by babypiratesnapchat2 October 29, 2022

A lisp

When you want to say something you can’t so you switch the word.

NNNNNI slave. You slavish cotton picker. I ACCIDENTALLY had a lisp. Logic 100...

by babypiratesnapchat2 March 30, 2023

lisp

How pirateth thpeak.

Person 1: Cute lisp
Person 2: I have a lithp? Arrrr!! Arrrr!! Avatht, mateyth!! Thwab the pool deck!!

by babypiratesnapchat2 October 17, 2022

Lisp

How pirateth thpeak.

Person 1: You have a lisp.
Person 2: I have a lithp? Arrrr. Arrrr. Avatht mateyth. Thwab the pool deck.

by arrrmatey2 August 1, 2022

Anal Lisp

When you fart but it sounds different and spits everywhere.

Taco Bell gave me an anal lisp. I'm no analyst but I'll bet it was the sand.

by mervunit69 October 1, 2021

Dick Lisp

A speaking disorder gained particularly by males from gobbling large amounts of cock.

Did you here Jordan'a dick lisp. I heard we went backpacking through Europe and participated in what the Germans call Wurstzubereitung.

by XxxgreaselordxxX January 15, 2017

Lisp Boy

The words "Lisp Boy" can be found as graffiti in great artistic works

Shout out to my Grade 11 art teacher!!! I HOPE YOU LIKE THE LISP BOY GRAFFITI I PUT IN MY ARTWORK!!!

by LispBoyStayUrban July 27, 2022