Pulling a Lettmann

When an acquaintance travels a long distance to specifically visit you and you “forget” you have a work meeting 1000 miles away, subsequently forcing said acquaintance to stay with with remotely related foreign cousins in a shitty neighborhood.

I flew all the way from Singapore to visit my buddy Jason, but turns out he was Pulling a Lettmann and was in Boston when I arrived. Instead I was forced to stay in Oakland with my 1/8 cousin from a Vietnam who kept stroking my fro.

by Congaflats February 19, 2019

Leominster

1. The (former) plastics capitol of the world.

2. Soon to become as bad a gangster hood as Fitchburg.

3. The BETTER twin of the two Twin Cities.

4. The birthplace of the infamous Johnny Appleseed

I live in Leominster, Massachusetts

by J Appleseed March 25, 2005

Shannon Leto

Drummer of the band 30 Seconds to Mars, which also features his brother Jared, guitarist Tomo Millicevic and bassist Matt Wachter.

Born 9th March 1970.

He and Jared played all the instruments when recording the bands first, self titled album, and were joined by the other two members for the follow up album, A Beautiful Lie.

Shannon Leto is a great drummer, fo'shizzle! And he likes art. Isn't he wonderful?

by tastes_of_ink July 26, 2006

Leominster Handshake

The act of two men purchasing forties at the Wyman's on Pleasant St. and then walking to the back of the building to blow eachother.

Juan and Pepe ran out of blunts so they decided to end the night with a Leominster handshake.

by Leomon Party October 23, 2014

Jared Leto'd

A sexual position of controlled thrusting, such as while pressed against a wall, whereupon the man is able to paint the fingernails of his partner for mutual sexual pleasure and a great manicure.

I was cruising round Little Venice, when an ombre-hued hunk with piercing blue eyes and lashings of black eyeliner approached me. I immediately took him back to my boiler cupboard and disrobed. He spun me around and pinned me to the wall; I spread my legs, he plunged inside me. He stood still, and produced a riding crop. With one sharp smack to my buttock, he yelled "Yeehaa", and I was on my way. As I was thrusting against his rigid rod, I saw him reach for my 219 Black Satin Chanel nail polish. He uncapped it slowly, and teased open the lid. Beginning with my left hand, he proceeded to stroke the brush against my bare nail, several times. To my immediate arousal, I saw he too was wearing 219 Black Satin Chanel nail polish.

After he had finished the first hand, I felt a sharp smack on my other buttock, whereupon he exalted another "Yeehaa", while proceeding with a whip and dip. He then started on my right hand, my fingers trembling as I continued to thrust; yet I contained my excitement. As he delicately coloured my nails one by one, I thrust harder, and faster. Finally, he reached my pinkie finger, and with the final stroke we both let out a loud "Yeehaa" and collapsed in a heap, satiated and manicured.

- Oh my god, you wont believe what I got up to last night, I met this super hot guy and he Jared Leto'd me.

by Little Venice January 28, 2014

Leto

Its Serbain for summer. Also, its used to describe something warm. Like feelings for someone.

This girl is like leto in town.

by Marc September 24, 2003

LegoMaestro

A YouTuber who brings interesting news to all hypixel players. Don’t judge a book by a cover. Or judge a minemen by his facial hair.

I once came across a LegoMaestro in a game of hypixel skywars.

by MinecraftGamer300 September 24, 2017