stealthy lemur

When a male individual falls asleep and/or passes out, and one proceeds to proform oral sex on that male.

"Aaron totally passed out last night and Hodgkins stealthy lemured that bitch!"

by Hammer and Sickle May 21, 2006

Lemur Bear

A bear mixed with a lemur created by a Ryan. Pretty epic.

Oh damn! That lemur bear just totally stole my French bread pizza!

by Defringed July 10, 2010

Lemur Fight

The way two Lemurs fight, but can also be applied to two human males. Both males, in their naked form approach one another. Using different body motions such as a jive, bounce, side-to-side, or helicopter, each male tries to make the other laugh first by displaying their genitalia in a ridiculous manner. The first male to laugh looses.

An act of male dominance and drunken awkwardness.

Bob: You know I like Lindsey and I met her first!
Sam: Yeah but she enjoys spending time with me more!
Bob: Looks like I'm going to have to Lemur Fight you for her!

Sam: *Disrobes*

by Shamalemurdingdong June 27, 2011

Lemogus

Nigga with big dick usually get bad bitches when ever he want

Girl 1: Have you seen lemogus

Girls2: yea why

Girl 1: because that's my nigga stay away from him

by Lemogus November 16, 2019

Lemur nigga

When someone makes a high pitched sound that sounds somewhat like "ee oo".

Joe: ee oo
Tyrone: Man you deadass a lemur nigga bro

by *Confused screaming* February 24, 2020

lemur fist

A females crotch area that appears tight or swollen like an angry fist.: lemur fist

Cmon girl and show me that lemur fist of yours

by Alleycat74 April 15, 2022

Vain Lemur

Codename for a dildo when in polite company

Is that a vain lemur in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?

by crudfactory August 15, 2011