lebans

a depressed teacher

A ms lebans came in our class today.

by colezey1278 February 28, 2018

LemonSeller

A playable race on the popular Very Small Multiplayer Online Role Playing Game, DOUG+STEVE-CRAFT. The most popular race with special moves such as "Half price Lemons" and "Lemon Zest Throw"

Jalepeno: Zomg Mate I just got pwned by a LemonSeller!
SevenShadows: Yes, Indeed, my good fellow, they are a very popular race and they are also very powerful.

by Dest_ March 27, 2007

Lemons

A person who gets fucked by a mermaid.

The Lemons got fucking railed by a mermaid.

by Fairy Princess Has a Penis May 24, 2017

lemons

something that is not ideal, shitty, or sucked.

"did you hear about how todd's dog died the other day? that shits lemons man"

by yuh__ August 14, 2019

Leman

leman- when you blend a man and a lemon, anyway possible. Not to be mistaken with a crappy french accent.
Le man

Bro, I made a leman!
whats that? R u suk at french?
No, I mixed a dude with a lemon using the blendatron-5000! it tasted like bad.
Dafuq bro?

by oisindabob December 9, 2020

Lemasexual

A person who is sexually aroused by their own fecal matter and associated smells.

Liz identifies as a lemasexual. She never uses poo-pourri so she can masturbate to the smell of her own fecal matter when she defecates.

by Vectahelghast November 9, 2021

Lemonshmit

Where the person spits on a lemon and hits somone with it therefore, Lemonshmit

Katie is planning to lemonshmit James tonight at the football game
Oh really?
Yea

by The_1:50_thinker June 27, 2022