Poo-pourri

The scent left in a bathroom after an act of deification.

I do believe that gent's poo-pourri has a hint of hazelnut.

by Pseudo Wordsmith August 4, 2009

Poo Pourri

Poo Pourri is the before you go to toilet spray that is proven to trap those embarrassing odours at the source, and, save relationships.

When your little astronauts splash down and make contact with the film, they release Poo Pourri's pleasant aromas, so all those around you can smell is a refreshing bouquet of essential oils. Yes, it is a real product, and yes, it really works

by Dangly dongolies April 18, 2019

poo porridge

What you shit like after a night of drinking...the consistency of porridge

That shit was totally sunday poo porridge

by jnh October 28, 2006

Poopourri

Poopourri is the residue left on a toilet seat after someone has taken a bad and messy shit. Generally so bad that it requires you to seek another toilet to utilize.

Damn, who the hell keeps leaving the poopourri all over the shitter? I'm tired of having to run upstairs because our crapper is so fucked up!

by Big Ed Moustapha June 22, 2009

Hattiesburg Potpourri

The smell of raw sewage that hits you from Downtown Hattiesburg to I-59 at hwy 49 and beyond

The city tried for years to blame industry on the stink. Turned out it was their sewage lagoon sludge that had not been maintained by the city for 50 or 60 years.

Want to go to Turtle Creek?

No! I cannot deal with the Hattiesburg Potpourri.

by Mike T3Son November 21, 2012

poopourri

When two people sitting in adjacent bathroom stalls take a shit concurrently, creating a mixture of shitty odors. Can be accented with the addition of ineffective bathroom spray, which enhances the aroma with the slight smell of flowers.

What the hell did we eat? We just made a poopourri! Hurry, spray some air freshener and light a match!

by Velliemay August 3, 2012

Poopourri

n. any fragrant aerosol spray used to provide cover for offensive odors emanating from one's own ass or another.

Roomate walks by the bathroom and yells at the door:

Dude! how about spraying some of that poopourri up in there?? Dayyumm!

by Contrl12 February 22, 2009