Leroy's Alligator

A low-income, farm-raised, greasy, scaley, HIV encrusted nigger dick. It got this name from that nigger, Leroy.

Steven: "Man, I was in kindergarden and it was naptime and I was napping ... I woke up and bazoom!! Leroy's Alligator was dangling right in front of my face. I could fucking smell it. It smelled like a dirty puddle."

Bart: "What did you do then?"

Steven: "I pulled a pencil out of my pencil pouch and shanked that nigger dick. Muther fucker been pissing with a limp since he was 6.'

by client 09 March 7, 2009

Mercer, Leroy

A man who has made hilarious prank phone calls, demanding free stuff. Threatens to whoop their ass.

Damn boots got a little bit damp, folded up, looks a damn dog been eatin' on 'em. I'm gonna get some new boots out of it now, or someone's gonna get their ass whooped! It ain't nothing for me to whoop a man's ass!

by I'll whoop yer damn ass March 6, 2004

leroy jenkins

The speeches from Braveheart, Rambo, Animal House and The Warriors all bow down to the battle cry of Leroy.

LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEROOOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYY JEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNKIIIIIIIIIIIIINS

(translates to: leroy jenkins)

by the_soul_man January 10, 2011

Leroy

very moody & can be the biggest jerk who will dog his friends in a heartbeat just to be with a girl.
changes his mind about who he likes every few days and has the ability to ignore someone indefinitely.

BUT he can also be pretty sick and awesome friend and is fun to be with.

" leroy, needs to grow up and stop thinking about his penis"

by jen6333** October 9, 2009

Pulling a Leeroy

Named after Leeroy Jenkins, Pulling a Leeroy is when you do something hilarious and insane, often to annoy other people. Works well if you're doing something which everyone else is taking way too seriously.

We were on CoD yesterday and Jose went crazy at me for Pulling a Leeroy.

Dude im bored of this im gonna go pull a Leeroy.

by SteveC937 February 19, 2009

Brandon LeRoy

A man who has taken it upon himself to combat what he hates most: racism.

Hey! Were you just talking to Brandon LeRoy? Yeah, he was going over his plan to combat racism by 2021!

by CombatorOfRacism_9 December 8, 2019

sleeping leroy

When a relative's girlfriend is swaddled in your bed yet somehow you're able to penetrate her anally okay

Monica ran out of here real fast the other morning after he pulled the sleeping Leroy
Don't try the sleeping Leroy or she will never come back

by 🔥FiReSpAnK🔥 May 14, 2021