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Black Lavender

when you spray lavender scented febrezze up your asshole, and take a shit.
Dude, i just had the best Black Lavender yesterday night.
by pornstar514 February 20, 2011
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Lavender

Lavender weed smells good.
Dealer: here's your lavender weed.
Pothead: thanks man this is the shit.
Dealer: ik:)
by Thatfreshmen October 18, 2011
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Latendresse

A sexy beast who likes to party like there's no tomorrow;
Usually has really sexually stimulating dance moves;
A professional tease who, after chugging down beer, becomes an instant pimp
"You should go to that party and hook up with that Latendresse before someone else does."

"Oh my God i was so turned on by that Latendresse on the dance floor!"

Guy: "Why can't I get any chicks?"
Friend: "Don't worry, man, you just need another beer and you'll totally become a Latendresse!"
Guy: (Chugs beer and picks up every girl)
by dday17 January 11, 2009
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lavender

Is a shade of purple that i like
i like lavender and i will always will like lavender.
by Lavender paris December 7, 2016
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lavendering

1)what black and brown people do as opposed to blushing.

2)the urban and once conclusive expression of blushing between two people but as a result of perpetual usage in urban areas new verbage was born
Ex:1)I haven't lavendered from positive verbal expression in a while but this new girl has the advantage of speaking to me in such a positive way that makes my cheeks promply change colors and rise just below my eyes.

Ex :2) I always knew there was a reason that purple was my favorite color...I guess it's because I knew eventualy one day i'd come acorss someone who could make me lavender.

Ex: 3) I'm lavendering as I type this
by ynotilikeice November 5, 2008
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Lavender Blonde

A completely mute, spying, waste of space, that can only communicate though use of crying with laughter emojis. May have sexual relations with BMWs.
Michelle hasn't said a word for as long as I've known her; she's such a Lavender Blonde
by CassieWin February 12, 2023
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zoeigh lavender

a beautiful queen who doesn’t deserve hate. she is very nice!
by anonymous October 8, 2020
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