llama lassoing

A sexual act so disturbing that only the most filthy mongrels take part in. Random assortments of anal, masturbation, oral, and usually ends on a rusty hook.

I'm going to take part in the llama lassoing this weekend at camp, we'll go out back and destroy our eyes.

by Lovelylady93 August 9, 2019

labia lasso

When a woman is trying extremely hard to capture a mate by being seductive or flashing her vagina.

Gabriela tried to use her labia lasso on Steve because she wanted to take him home from the bar for sex.

by L0wGun December 4, 2015

Lasso

Gender-neutral variation of lad/lass

Grandpa: "She's such a good lass."
Grandchild: "Wynn isn't a lass anymore. They're a lasso."

by N1ghtingle July 27, 2025

pineapple lasso

when you pay a hooker to perform anal as your mid anus you smack her in the back of the head with a pineapple attached to a lasso then take your money back

me"bro last night i was railing this hookers mud ring and hit her with a pineapple lasso"
friend "did you get your money back?"
me "you bet her ass i did"

by squirrel pussy March 15, 2016

asshole lasso

When someone has had alot of anal sex so they are stretched out they will spin around and try to wrangle the penis or other object with there asshole similar to cattle wranglers on a farm

Those Christian girls that use the poophole loophole are wild she was able to use her asshole lasso to take all three of us at the same time.

by 27Zbowman April 30, 2019

Lancaster Lasso

When you hang a dog with your prolapsed anus in front of it's family whilst elegantly buttfucking it.

Yeah Dave got super pissed at his ex and her family so he gave 'em what-for with the ol' lancaster lasso.
Hey, you goin' to the lancaster lasso party festival this weekend.

by trrbltrrbl December 4, 2022

Lasso baby

A child that is purposely conceived with the intention of roping in a man and prolonging an already doomed relationship. A woman who ropes a man into a relationship by intentionally getting pregnant.

Person A: OMG! Did you hear that Jen and Peter are having a baby.

Person B: yeah! It's totally a lasso baby.

by SloppySaturday September 24, 2016