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Laptop jock

A term originally coined by DJ Vinyl V, laptop jocks are modern DJs that incorporate a laptop into their musical performance, DJ set, or battle routine.
DJ A-track is a laptop jock,
DJ Diplo is a laptop jock,
Bassnector is a laptop jock,
Steve Aoki is a laptop jock,
DJ Jazzy Jeff is a laptop jock too.
by papa payola July 17, 2011
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laptop gun

an extremely versatile weapon from the perfect dark series, this weapon, while being one of the higher speed assult weapons is also able to be throw against any surface where it then becomes a stationary gun turrent.

*very useful for shooting round corners*
after firing a round of ammo at the enemy i gave up and simply threw the laptop gun round the corner...sweet juicy death was soon to follow. ^.^
by twilight being February 4, 2007
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Laptop Gangsta

a person who talks trash behind a laptop; someone who gets a sense of invulnerability behind the Internet due to anonymity; a pretend gangsta persona; a punk that will talk trash in front of total strangers in chat rooms
a lakeland girl getting beat up by 6 girls because she talked the trashed at myspace. they all knew where the Laptop Gangsta lived
by C. Aaron Browbowski October 21, 2008
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scousers laptop

A cheeky little expression for a take-away Pizza eaten out of the box while sitting down. Now that's imagery!
"Mate, I'm wasted, lets get a scousers laptop."
by Jake Burrell July 20, 2006
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Laptop dimples

Indentations left on the legs, usually just above the knees, after an extensive laptop computing session.
I spent so much time working on my thesis I had laptop dimples for an hour.
by EddieM August 23, 2008
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Laptop Commuter

A child under the age of two years, riding on his parents lap in an airliner for free. See "Laptop Computer"
The plane had a crew of six, with 127 passengers and 15 laptop commuters.
by Frasier Nutzov February 5, 2007
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laptopfreak

To hate desktop keyboards and big fat CRT monitors.

To hate not being mobile.

To wish someone were in your lap.
Gees, I'm a laptopfreak.
by Justin March 8, 2005
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