Nipple Laser

When you shoot crazy ass lasers out of your nipples.

Mike: "Dood, you still owe me money from going to Baco Tell last week."
Ted: *Stares at Mike for a few seconds and then rips open his shirt* - "NIPPLE LASER!"

by TacosBitchs February 1, 2010

Invisible Laser Tag

A game typically played by little kids and immature teenagers in which two players pretend to shoot each other with invisible laser guns while making shooting noises

A set of rules does not exist and both players can not die. Essentially the game goes on until either player is tired

Requires a very large imagination to play

That teenage girl must either have a really big imagination or just be really weird to play invisible laser tag

by Grade A Weirdo July 20, 2011

laser

Synonym for "cool". Used especially when one wants to draw attention to one's own dorkiness, as this term itself is dorky. For instance, one could use it to describe something which is cool only because oneself is a dork.

Alice: Heisenberg is speeding down the street and he gets pulled over by a cop and the cop is like "do you know how fast you were going?" and he says "no, but i know exactly where i am!"

Bob: hahaha laser!

by cool_walking_ April 1, 2009

laser speed

The word that seems to be always said when you ask 'What are you doing?''

Me: "Yo, what have you been up to man?"
Jarrod: "Nothing, just chiilin, you know, laser speed."

by Cassidyxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx October 2, 2008

lipserv

This is what you call it when a restaurant serves "vegan" food that is just their regular (non-vegan) entrees with the animal products removed. It's usually bland and boring food.

That vegan food that restaurant had was a salad with the egg, ranch dressing, and bacon bits removed. It was a total lipserv.

by topfive December 28, 2014

Laser Gun Mirror

Similar to Rock Paper Scissors, except more real. (Why does paper beat rock :) ?)
Laser beats Gun (melts the bullet, then gun, and hand), loses to Mirror (reflects off and back at Laser)
Gun beats Mirror (shatters), loses to Laser (above)
Mirror beats Laser (Above), loses to Gun (above)
Laser is displayed by pointing with index finger only, palm down (to eliminate cheaters from toggle from Laser to Gun)
Gun is displayed by pointing with index finger, and thumb up (traditional gun gesture)
Mirror is displayed by open palm facing opponent, similar to stop signal

"Would you like to decide who eats the last Twinkie by playing Laser Gun Mirror?"
"Sure, let me finish my Fortnite round first though'

by Ultimate Carnage August 14, 2019

Hunter Laserna

known for being the hostess with the mostest, a hunter laserna is someome who serves up entertainment at all time. you can count on a hunter laserna to go the extra mile anytime anywhere. it is also good to know that a hunter laserna will never back down. tell him you've always wanted a pet and he'll make sure an entire dog pound shows up in your front yard within 2-5 business days

person 1: I heard you got shot with a nerf gun on the lake
person 2: oh yeah, i told hunter laserna he couldn't do it and then he showed up with a speedboat

by hooooont October 21, 2020