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Lap Dancing

Very similar to twerking but, the male is usually seated on a chair or such while the female twerks or dances for him, rubbing her breasts and vagina against his crotch or face.
Just go to youtube and search for it. WARNING, not safe for work, not safe for children and not safe to be watched with parents either. Lap Dancing is shown in many youtube videos, just search for it.
by DeltaDeltaDelta November 27, 2013
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Lap dancers

Bounce on your ass all day and get paid to make a male turned on
by Nighthawk69 July 27, 2014
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lap danceing

When a girl does sexy moves on a guys lap and the guy loves it the girl stuffs her ass in his face and he falls over and she sits on his chest
People love lap danceing
by mmmmmm tats good December 1, 2014
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cleveland lapdance

When you're drunk at the titty bar and you suddenly realize that you're in Cleveland, and the bitch in your lap is really a man!!
"Hey, I'm going to Cleveland this weekend"

"Just don't let anything with a moustache near your lap.... You don't one of them Cleveland Lapdances, no sir, you do not!"
by osibisa October 20, 2007
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Standing Lapdance

A technique used by the morbidly obese at the titty-bar. The fatty stands against the bar during a 'lap-dance' in order to get his junk rubbed against by the stripper. A normal sitting lap-dance causes said fatty's gut to protrude over their penis and block any possible groin stimulation, ending in frustration and a waste of money. This technique has been witnessed anywhere there are fat guys and strippers in the same room.
"When I finish these hot-wings I am going to slide up to the bar and get me a standing lapdance." Said Big John at the Red Carpet Lounge.
by Pinkgoopglop October 12, 2012
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Lapdance

A seductive dance done mostly by a female either while sitting in the Male's Lap or so close that its hard to control an erection.

There are various forms of lapdance performed with more or less the same objective of teasing or exciting and/or gratifying the feeling of physical contact between the sexual organs of the bodies.

In a Lapdance, a female(generally) may rub her breasts,groin,vagina on Male's Penis,chest or even face all the while dancing seductively.

There are Strip Clubs that charge some amount for those interested in getting a Lapdance. Sometimes it goes beyond that and leads to sexual activity between the lapdancer and the customer.
"Maria did a Lapdance for me last night; I was so hard and excited that I gave her a real nice fuck"

" That country club has good Lapdance offers starting from $20, I plan to get my first lapdance this weekend there."
by Wizkidrx March 12, 2009
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LapdanceTop

A pointless new way of saying Laptop. Used when your laptop is acting slow, or "slutty", hence the lap-dance reference!
"Ugh , my Lapdancetop is being such a whore tonight, sorry!"

"It's fine, i'm going off to your birthday now anyways"
by Klynchwich October 28, 2008
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