Land it in the Hudson 

An expression used to encourage yourself or someone else when it appears an endeavor is headed for a disastrous outcome (due mostly to external conditions). Based on when Sully averted tragedy by successfully landing US Airways Flight 1549 in the Hudson River. See also, "Land it like Sully."

The company is on the brink of failure, so let's Land it in the Hudson.

Land it in the Hudson by NicoleN January 22, 2009

Land Kraken 

A word to describe a pet that is very good a destroying prized possessions and creating general havoc that isn't warranted. In all known cases, the pet has had very soft ears.

If Seymour and Zeda hadn't been such Land Krakens, I would be getting my security deposit back.

Land Kraken by The Goochness November 29, 2010

Land Rovering 

Using a Vehicle for It's Intended Purpose

Want to go Land Rovering later?

Land Rovering by Rovernut October 5, 2011

land bound orca 

Very fat person. Like calling someone a whale, but a little more clever.

Check out that land bound orca over there. She's huge!

land bound orca by taralee November 26, 2005

Land Fish 

A fish-god that rose from the ocean incomplete, gaining experience and knowledge through the trials of humanity. The result was a fish bearing the humanoid limbs of many gods he had violently obliterated, save for the limbs. His own creation revolted against him and his controlling ideals, creating a new wave of powerful entities caught in constant battle. It still rages on to this day.

Person A: "Hey have you heard of our lord and savior?"
Person B: "Yeah, Land Fish?"
Person A: "What? No, I was talking about Jesus, what the fuck is Land Fish?"
Person B: "Get the fuck out"

Land Fish by landfishworshipper100 September 25, 2019

Land Whale 

Man or woman over 300 lbs.

The best land whale watching location is the Wal Mart near you.

Land Whale by leeky10001 April 3, 2009

Land Cruiser 

Just a fuckin rugged truck. Could get you through hell and back.

Land Cruiser owner: Lets go pwn some Jeeps!

Land Cruiser by Toyota makes the best trucks July 20, 2009