the lambert

...fuk...wat can i say...?? well, she's a mother-fuking, child-fuking, dog-fuking human elephant who's endlessly eating doughnuts, pizzas n occasionly small children..well, thats not the worst ov it, she has fake, red, spikey hair n crazy orange eyes, which she uses to kill ususpecting skl kids while working on 1 ov many essays.

"u heer sumtin ben?"

<rumbling of the ground>

"yh....o fuk-shit-jesus of veronda city..(dunno where that is, but it sounds gud)..it's the LAMBERT!!"

<screams all around the skl, frantic peeople running in all directions>

by unknown random person April 5, 2005

Al Lambert

To perform coitus while wearing a backwards cap -- usually worn by the dominant partner.

Guy: Wanna do it Al Lambert style.
Girl: Okay but I'm tired. So you wear the backwards cap this time and be on top.

by @hollywood_darlings April 13, 2017

georgia lambert

On the 8th day, God created work. Humanity didn't like work. Why you ask? Because mortals, work sucks a donkeys shlong. So on the 9th day, the wise and all powerful God created Georgia Lambert, the greatest boss in the history of existence. Georgia, through penis jokes and laid-backed-ness, proceeded to make work worth while. Now, Philip could earn money with a smile on his face and a beer in his hand. All was finally well in the universe.

Eric: Man, my boss sucks a fat bag of dicks. I hate work.

Philip: Sucks for you man, my boss tells jokes about bags of dicks and brings beer. Her name you ask? Georgia Lambert.

by Sir Phillytons July 21, 2010

brandon lamberth

amazing.my lover.my husband.more than anything i could ever ask for<3 my bestfriend.my prince charming,everything im looking for<33333333333my sweet baby. my world. my everything. id never leave you brandon,id always wait for you.you are my sunshine. the light in my eyes,what i go to school for. my boo boo bear. May 22nd 2010- eternity<3

I LOVE YOU BRANDON CHARLES LAMBERTH!!!!!!!!

i want to marry you.im so in love with you<3 no one could ever take me from you<3

you are my sunshine,my only sunshine,you make me happy,when skies are gray,you'll never know dear how much i love you..please dont take my sunshine away<3brandon lamberth

by hannahBlamberth November 24, 2010

Adam Lambert

The gay American Idol contestant who will be straight as an arrow after I get through with him ;)

Adam Lambert can serenade me anyday.

by LOL DANIELLE April 22, 2009

Stan lambert

A selfish doctor who is addicted to porn and has no friends

Why are you always watching porn and doing nothing else you are such a stan lambert

by Zephyjd June 22, 2017

JT Lambert

Only one of the worse schools in Pennsylvania. It has students who act crazy AF. Everybody thinks that they are special in a good way and in a bad way. Way to much bullying and none of the teachers even do anything about it. Teacher curse

Random bully in school: see you in hell

Anybody: I’m already in JT lambert

by ass_slapper October 21, 2019