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by dirtyernie92 July 17, 2014
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A contractor will be performing the annual prescribed burn of the lagoon vegetation on Saturday, November 28, 2009. Campus activity will be at a minimum, and weather conditions look favorable to complete this at that time. If there are any concerns, please contact Facilities Management.
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Yea, man, it was lagoonish!
Yea, man, it was lagoonish!
by Thunnus January 8, 2014
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Get the Lagoon rectum mug.a gondola or skyliner that is located over a lagoon or large body of water. an example of a lagoondala is the disney skyliner which will be open on Sunday the 29th September which is between disneys art of animation resort and disneys pop century resort and goes to disneys hollywood studios and other disney locations in Orlando, Florida.
person one: hey dude we need to go to disneys hollywood studios
person two: bro i don’t want to take the bus that’s like a 15 minute ride.
person three: and that’s so boring. let’s walk over to art of animation or pop century and catch the lagoondala!
person two: great idea bruh
person one: yah! let’s do it!
person two: bro i don’t want to take the bus that’s like a 15 minute ride.
person three: and that’s so boring. let’s walk over to art of animation or pop century and catch the lagoondala!
person two: great idea bruh
person one: yah! let’s do it!
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