Goo Lagoon

When you blow your nose in toilet paper then fold it and whipe your ass but a finger slips through and snot goes in your ass.

"Jerry got Goo Lagooned last night when he was slammed"

by ProFadeUrban February 26, 2021

Lagoon Vegetation

The pubic hair that surrounds a woman's vagina

A contractor will be performing the annual prescribed burn of the lagoon vegetation on Saturday, November 28, 2009. Campus activity will be at a minimum, and weather conditions look favorable to complete this at that time. If there are any concerns, please contact Facilities Management.

by Lagoon Vegetation November 26, 2009

lagoon animal

A lagoon animal is an unattractive girl who is notably aggressive and hard to avoid. Lagoon animals are known to prey on drunk guys who are willing to make a huge mistake. Lagoon animals travel in packs and reside together in lagoons. Lagoons should be avoided at all costs and if, for some reason, you need to venture into a murky, stinky lagoon you need at least one bro to back you up.

Bro 1: Last night I had some loaded landsharks and tequilla and I ended up at the lagoon. The lagoon animal took advantage of me.

Bro 2: Damn those nasty lagoon animals!

by Vagina Warrior February 14, 2012

Blue lagoon

When a woman sees a older mans erection and jumps on it, straddling his wheelchair. When the man starts choking, she hits the back of his head with a walking stick, thus ejaculating viagra from his mouth. She pisses in his lap, creating a blue lagoon.

Why's old Jim wet through? Oh, Maureen just gave him a Blue lagoon

by Angrier MacArtnee October 20, 2010

Lagoon Assistance

To receive assistance while entering or exiting from a lagoon.

As I entered the lagoon, I received some assistance.(lagoon assistance)

by Salt Lands Admirer July 5, 2006

Koon Lagoon

A community pool, typically occupied by koons (black people).

Koon #1: "You goin down to the koon lagoon?"

Koon #2: "Hells yeah!"

by Apfel-Lad September 16, 2009

creeper lagoon

fucking tasty band. they fall in between britpop bands and american alt-rock.

it's nice smelling shit. listen to under the tracks, dead man lagoon, and wrecking ball.

thank me later.

whats goin on jimmy?
ehh, i think i'll creeper lagoon it tonite man.
uh huh, sweet.
it is sweet.
yeah.

by johnny depp August 30, 2004