A turd lagoon is the reservoir that holds raw sewage and the sewage treatment facility before it gets filtered and released back into the ocean to be filtered naturally in the environment
by Blumkin master September 1, 2018
by Minxy Noodle December 9, 2011
A lagoon animal is an unattractive girl who is notably aggressive and hard to avoid. Lagoon animals are known to prey on drunk guys who are willing to make a huge mistake. Lagoon animals travel in packs and reside together in lagoons. Lagoons should be avoided at all costs and if, for some reason, you need to venture into a murky, stinky lagoon you need at least one bro to back you up.
Bro 1: Last night I had some loaded landsharks and tequilla and I ended up at the lagoon. The lagoon animal took advantage of me.
Bro 2: Damn those nasty lagoon animals!
Bro 2: Damn those nasty lagoon animals!
by Vagina Warrior January 23, 2012
When a woman sees a older mans erection and jumps on it, straddling his wheelchair. When the man starts choking, she hits the back of his head with a walking stick, thus ejaculating viagra from his mouth. She pisses in his lap, creating a blue lagoon.
by Angrier MacArtnee October 14, 2010
by Salt Lands Admirer July 5, 2006
by Apfel-Lad September 16, 2009
fucking tasty band. they fall in between britpop bands and american alt-rock.
it's nice smelling shit. listen to under the tracks, dead man lagoon, and wrecking ball.
thank me later.
it's nice smelling shit. listen to under the tracks, dead man lagoon, and wrecking ball.
thank me later.
whats goin on jimmy?
ehh, i think i'll creeper lagoon it tonite man.
uh huh, sweet.
it is sweet.
yeah.
ehh, i think i'll creeper lagoon it tonite man.
uh huh, sweet.
it is sweet.
yeah.
by johnny depp August 30, 2004