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Larging

The act of waiting several days before taking a shit. Making the turd “large”.

Part of a new health trend in California to save water.
I’d ask to use the bathroom, but I’m larging this week.
by The Larger May 2, 2022
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Logging

When you do a massive turd and then get off the toilet and cut the turd in half with your pee. It takes some skill. Usually a tradition passed from father to son. As made famous in the episode of south park reverse cow girl
Jon: I put my flannel shirt on to lay a massive turd and then cut that log in half with my pee.

James: wow man did your pappy teach you the tradition of logging? Will you pass it on to your son?
by JonnoR August 14, 2012
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combat logging

The act of logging off or otherwise closing a game during combat to avoid defeat, destruction and/or damage.

First employed during WWII when the Germans combat logged the Bismarck to avoid giving points to the British Royal Navy.
Since the day the Bismarck disappeared beneath the waves, accusations of combat logging have permeated the debate over who dealt the final blow; the British or the Germans?
by dqb8 August 15, 2018
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fire logging

Fire logging is when you take a hot red fire log poker and forcefully shove it deep in ones anus to bleach it good!
Fire logging... What did you do last night? Oh not much, just went to my buddie white nigel and fire logged the shit out of his now clean anus hole!
by white nigel January 9, 2014
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Spaghetti Legging

When one loses control of his or her legs while running at high speeds and they flail about uncontrollably till the person falls or regains control of their legs.

Commonly occurs while running down hill or while running on uneven terrain.
"Steve ran to catch the frisbee, but ended up spaghetti legging all over the place"
"Nothing sadder than a man spaghetti legging down a hill"
by TheyWinWeLose May 28, 2017
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leggings

girl 1: Omg did you see Becky's leggings
girl 2: Omg yes

both: her butt looks big
by bob with 2 O's April 14, 2015
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Logging

The act of when a man takes a huge dump in the toliet, then get up to urinate on the turd to cut it in half so it can flush down.
Sorry I was in the can for so long, I had to do a bit of logging to flush down the huge shit I took.
by Trollhunter July 31, 2012
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