Lacrosse

A made up sport for people that can't play anything else

Guy 1- "Dude I didn't know Adam played lacrosse?"
Guy2- "Yeah man he was on my basketball team last year, he freaking sucked,"
Guy 3- "Yeah I guess that explains it then,"

by cool kid345568 January 2, 2012

Lacrosse

The gayest sport every. It is a sport played with a stick and a bunch of pussy ass pads on. It was originally created as a fun and manly sport but soon the fags and douche bags took over.

Joe: Hey Mike are you playing lacrosse today?
Mike: Nah bro I'm into girls

Alex: Man I love lacrosse just as much as I love sucking dick

by Inside out oreo August 10, 2013

girls lacrosse

A somewhat variation of guys lacrosse. With so many rules and regulations, I am surprised they don't make us tiptoe down the field. Invented because apparently we are not "tough enough" to handle boys lacrosse. This is bullshit, along with girls lacrosse being complete and udder bullshit. I personally, would like to see girls hitting each other with sticks. I know I'd love to hit CERTAIN girls over the head.

Ref: "This is a penalty because you were too close to that girls face."
Cate: *Jumps on ref and beats him with her stick.*
"THEN WHY DONT WE WEAR FANKING HELMETS IN GIRLS LACROSSE!"

by cmbjtown July 30, 2008

Lacrosse

1.An activity that takes every bit of gayness in ones body to play.

2.for any reject who cant handle a real sport like baseball or football

Kid: Hey you wanna go play some fun sports and be atheletic?

Fag: Are you kidding? I've been cut from every real sport! i do lacrosse!

by yanks22 August 21, 2008

lacrosse

A sport that rich white kids play, so they can pretend to be athletic.

"I'm like...third in the state for Lacrosse...I'm pretty athletic"

"Yeah, it must be hard to hit people with sticks, and grow your hair real long...like a bitch."

by GsE49857 September 10, 2009

Lacrosse

What is probably the gayest sport to have ever been created. It involves a lot of men hitting chasing after a ball (gay) and hitting each other with the heads of their shafts (gay). Requires very little thinking. Most people who play it are complete faggots.

Lacrosse player: "Baseball is so gay. It's just a guy throwing a ball to another guy."

Baseball player: "Really? You sure about that? I'm pretty sure baseball requires 10x more thinking than lacrosse does. All you do in lacrosse is hit people and shoot balls. In baseball, you do a lot more. And also, most people who play baseball are chill and have great sty, unlike those faggy lacrosse players."

by REDSOX4LIFE October 31, 2011

lacrosse

A sport for the people who struck out in tee ball.

Man, that lacrosse is so bad.
He must of struck out in tee ball

by baseball123456999 February 12, 2015