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under the kumquat

"No, you're wrong. Christ, you really are under the kumquat."
by Arcturus Kirwin September 21, 2006
mugGet the under the kumquatmug.

Kumquat Quesadilla

A term refering to a very long passionate hug usually before sexual intercourse
Let us engage in a Kumquat Quesadilla and then head back to my chateau for some Midnight Menagerie
by Kumquatunityforeverpenis March 13, 2011
mugGet the Kumquat Quesadillamug.

Pickle me kumquat

1) First used as a pirates way of saying "give me your wifes penis"

2) Now used as a statement to attract the opposite sex with vigor and passion.
by Kumquatunityforeverpenis March 13, 2011
mugGet the Pickle me kumquatmug.

Pickle you, Kumquat!

Scew you, Whore!
Person1: Ugh you're such a skank!

Person 2: Pickle you, Kumquat!
by Dont drop the soap May 21, 2011
mugGet the Pickle you, Kumquat!mug.

feeling like a kumquat

Kumquats are amazing and if you feel like a kumquat you are feeling the best feeling in the world.
Everything is going great, i'm feeling like a kumquat.
by turnthatshiton January 18, 2015
mugGet the feeling like a kumquatmug.

Kumquat

The biggest sloppiest low down dirty crack junkie slut!
Emily is the biggest KUMQUAT
by Mooz33 May 6, 2025
mugGet the Kumquatmug.

kumquat

An idiot, fool or poorly informed individual.

AKA: A small fruit bearing tree found in the citrus family that produces edible fruit similar to that of an orange.
You deserve the kumquat award of the year for that stupid comment.
by anonymous December 24, 2020
mugGet the kumquatmug.

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