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under the kumquat

"No, you're wrong. Christ, you really are under the kumquat."
by Arcturus Kirwin September 21, 2006
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Kumquat Quesadilla

A term refering to a very long passionate hug usually before sexual intercourse
Let us engage in a Kumquat Quesadilla and then head back to my chateau for some Midnight Menagerie
by Kumquatunityforeverpenis March 13, 2011
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Pickle me kumquat

1) First used as a pirates way of saying "give me your wifes penis"

2) Now used as a statement to attract the opposite sex with vigor and passion.
by Kumquatunityforeverpenis March 13, 2011
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Pickle you, Kumquat!

Scew you, Whore!
Person1: Ugh you're such a skank!

Person 2: Pickle you, Kumquat!
by Dont drop the soap May 21, 2011
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feeling like a kumquat

Kumquats are amazing and if you feel like a kumquat you are feeling the best feeling in the world.
Everything is going great, i'm feeling like a kumquat.
by turnthatshiton January 18, 2015
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Kumquat

Jeff is such a kumquat.
by Masked015 December 2, 2019
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kumquats

Your testicles.
I haven't biked since the trauma of hitting my kumquats on the frame.

Natalie's kumquats were burned with a bunch of medical waste post-op.
by NegativeReferral May 24, 2025
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