krumpet

A flower that grows in the crack of a sidewalk. The flower becomes a krumpet when it grows up through the crack. The species of flower is irrelevant.

Look at that little krumpet. Don't step on it!

by solidt December 9, 2009

krumping

the act of masturbating into a public urinal

wait, wasn't jacob just krumping? wtf!

by cederic the carrot April 29, 2012

krumpitbum

Slang term derived from the words "krumpit" and "bum". Refering to a lazy person who lays about until days end.

She doesn't date krumpitbums because it's hard to keep a clean couch.

by Atom Smash July 20, 2010

Krupps'd

To be hit in the balls by someone else while that person is drunk.

"Dude, did you hear that Aaron got Krupps'd by Roger?"
"Roger would do something like that. He's a drunk asshole."
"Ya, I feel bad for Aaron"

by Nightwing04 October 12, 2011

krumpi

Krumpi is a sexy teacher with a huge cook

Ooo that teacher is an krumpi

by Huge Cook Man May 22, 2017

krumpies

A case of itchy balls

"Yo why you itchin?"
"I got me the krumpies somethin' fierce"
"Aw rip bro"

by mega bung October 30, 2017

Kumpshke

An exclamation that describes when one's self is within cumshot distance of someone (or something).

"That's a lot of talk for a guy within kumpshke distance..."

by TheGayBat February 29, 2020