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Kristian

A very nice guy very friendly and sociable and isnt so bad once you get to know him. Hes extremely obsessed with anime and has 15 or more friends but 3 BEST buds hes proud to call his bros/broskis. He likes videogames and wishes to abolish school. Hes very smart and extremely talented but knows how to get into your head if he sees you as a threat.
He wants to become a hardware engineer and likes marvel. Did I mention he does professional swimming.
Person1: Did you see that guy Kristian over there
Person2: Yeah the anime nerd
Person3: Hes actually not so bad once you get to know him
Person4: I heard he has a fabulous di-
by Animekid999 January 31, 2022
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Kristian

He is gay, abnormally small penis, ugly as fuck
Man, thank god im not kristian
by Jonny 515 May 24, 2016
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kristiane

Kristiane is a Slovenia gay which means eating drek. She eats Jozicas and Zigas ugly drek. She is the most ugly person on earth and she smells like fish pussy.
She eats so much drek that Majdic and Kristiane are together.
by Domen Majdic November 8, 2013
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Kristian

A mock Christian. A person who claims to be Christian, but their attitude, morals, beliefs, and actions prove quite the contrary. "Kristian" starting with a 'K' was inspired by "Krab" starting with a 'K'. Mock crab = krab. Mock Christian = Kristian.
"I believe the country would be better off if guided by my Kristian principles."
by Jawn Henry September 20, 2019
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Kristian

Damn did you see Kristian's fat minge today its looking massive
by ITDRyan May 9, 2022
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Kristian

A small cocked dude who smells of ratiators and goes to gaffs to give his mates a wank
‘Kristian s coming,get Ye willys out’.
by Pooyyyy coopply November 11, 2017
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Kristian

A complete asshole......... a guy who uses other people for their own ego
That guy is such a kristian.
by Miss moving on June 11, 2019
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