Kratochvil

A very uncommon last name in the U.S. with a supposed German background.

i did this so the name kratochvil would be in the dictionary.

by Ashely Marie June 12, 2008

kratos

A bad attitude, a temper, specially for kkids with bad manners.

My son got kratos when he realize I wouldnt buy him God of War.

by Toronto Raptors January 26, 2008

Kratos'd

To absolutely beat the living shit out of something. Based off of protagonist of God of War series

He just kratos'd him through a fucking building

by emonthereaper December 11, 2018

Kratos

The most man video game character since Doom Guy. In God of War (2005), Kratos is tasked with killing Ares, the God of War, and Kratos' former master, who tricked him into killing his own family. Kratos succeeds and takes Ares' place as the God of War. Not too long later, Kratos is betrayed by Zeus, sending him on a crusade against the gods of Olympus, which results in the deaths of all the gods and the destruction of Greece.
In the latest installment, God of War 2018, Kratos is now living in Scandinavia and sets out on an adventure to spread his second wife's ashes with his son Atreus. However, he is hunted by Baldur, the son of Odin, and Magni and Modi, the sons of Thor. Kratos kills them all, but this sparks the wrath of Thor, and the start of Ragnarok, the end of days.

Kratos could take Doom Slayer any day, change my goddamn mind.

by God of Lazy May 1, 2022

Kraton

Someone who gives more homework than necessary and likes to talk about female circumcision.

Wow, Mr. Robinson was a real kraton today. All this homework is too much!

by NikkoCE December 14, 2010

kratos

the angriest character in video game history

kratos will crush anybody

by Eazy-X May 30, 2008

Kratos

One who kills a lot of people, loses his family, kills a god, cries, trys to kill himself, fails, then becomes a god.

Boss:"Why hasn't John showed up for work the past week?"
Isaac:"Didn't you hear? He's a Kratos now"
Boss:"I'm so sorry."

by shcoome March 2, 2010