kouma

A psychotic furry (who is a japanese tumblr fag) who grooms underage furs. They often spout out stale memes and try to pass off their horrible behavior as being "le funny". When being told that dating someone who is between the ages of 13-16 they are quick to say they did nothing wrong and you have no proof. They usually already a boyfriend who seems to know nothing of this and still dates her.
They also like it when their 13 yr old victim wants to rape them,yet don't like it when other people joke about rape or ask them about it. They are usually attention whores and ban people from their server when they hog the attention.
They need you to feed their ego or they will go apeshit. If they don't win an argument, they'll slit their wrists and cry about it to their whiteknights. They're also a massive control freak and love to be above all the rest.
They are also known to back stab people who are nice to them and always by their side, no matter what and would post their 'lewd' pictures into a public chat for a certain 13 yr old to see.
They dropped out of college to work full time at a Walmart and use their GoFundMe page to pay people into being their so called "close friends" just to make it seem like theyre popular.

"Man, I heard Kouma was ERPing with another underage furry in her DMs again."
"Kouma cheats on older dudes with younger men!"
"That Kouma is always backstabbing other people!"
"Remember when Kouma posted those nsfw pictures in the chat for that kid to see? Yeah, me neither."

by alsoser September 15, 2018

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sandy koufax

Greatest lefty pitcher of all time, played for LA Dodgers in 1960's. career ERA is lower than Snoop Dogg's sperm count.

"Sandy Koufax is the greatest lefty of all time. And he's an honorary member of the Jew-Unit, with Shawn Green and Brad Ausmus!"

by E-Man December 19, 2003

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Kodak Moment

An event for which you or someone wished someone nearby had a camera to take a picture.

When we went to the zoo Amanda fell into the gorilla cage. It was such a Kodak moment!

by kalley treay July 3, 2007

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kodaked

verb, transitive, past-tense.

Infinitive form: to kodak.

Present/future tense form: kodakking.

Definition: To involuntarily suffer near-total to total data loss to your hard drives. Especially if due to poorly programmed proprietary software that comes with new hardware.

Background: Some versions of Kodak Easyshare software had a tendency to mung FAT32 partitions. Yes, I was one of the victims of that delightful little bug.

Fucking driver update totally kodaked my box, and I have an assignment due tomorrow!...URGE TO KILL, RISING!

by Korgmeister March 15, 2005

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