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A psychotic furry (who is a japanese tumblr fag) who grooms underage furs. They often spout out stale memes and try to pass off their horrible behavior as being "le funny". When being told that dating someone who is between the ages of 13-16 they are quick to say they did nothing wrong and you have no proof. They usually already a boyfriend who seems to know nothing of this and still dates her.
They also like it when their 13 yr old victim wants to rape them,yet don't like it when other people joke about rape or ask them about it. They are usually attention whores and ban people from their server when they hog the attention.
They need you to feed their ego or they will go apeshit. If they don't win an argument, they'll slit their wrists and cry about it to their whiteknights. They're also a massive control freak and love to be above all the rest.
They are also known to back stab people who are nice to them and always by their side, no matter what and would post their 'lewd' pictures into a public chat for a certain 13 yr old to see.
They dropped out of college to work full time at a Walmart and use their GoFundMe page to pay people into being their so called "close friends" just to make it seem like theyre popular.
"Man, I heard Kouma was ERPing with another underage furry in her DMs again."
"Kouma cheats on older dudes with younger men!"
"That Kouma is always backstabbing other people!"
"Remember when Kouma posted those nsfw pictures in the chat for that kid to see? Yeah, me neither."
kouma by alsoser September 15, 2018
1. The anti-wingman, the one who fucks it all up right when you're about to score.
2. The guy nobody wants to see at parties but keeps getting invited anyway.
Damn, everyone keeps telling Barry to keep that pest Komarov at home but that never stops him.
Komarov by Uncle Leo Must Go Now! January 29, 2021
Satan child who blew up a hotel lobby and stole his friends shoes
Dammit komaeda
komaeda by LiterallySatan May 4, 2016
A person that holds benevolent magnitude shown through acts of greatness over of his/her entire life, this glory is handed down through birth and thus name is then passed over.
Low-Life Peasant: Did you see Kolmac walk pass?
Inferior Lifeform: I am only a mere mortal, I cannot applaud his glory.
Kolmac by a lowly plebeian February 10, 2020
A microwaved piece of soap with marshmallow hair
Literally everyone in SDR2: Komaeda it’s time to s t o p
Komaeda by smut_apprentice June 12, 2018

Nagito Komaeda 

A godlike being of infinite intelligence born with the powers to disgust everyone around them. Affiliated with sans undertale.
Oh my god..... It's a Nagito Komaeda..... RUN!
Nagito Komaeda by ThatsAdorable November 3, 2018
If you been Komaeda'd, you've been hit by some REAL bullshit luck, regardless of being bad, good, or a chain of luck in general. This usually (and always) happens if you have thirteen letters in your name, giving you the Devil's Luck for life (e.g. Nagito Komaeda).
Friend 1: Hey, how'd your date at the movies go with that girl?
Friend 2: AWFUL. I won a giant bag of popcorn in a ticket raffle.

Friend 1: So, what's the awful part?
Friend 2: The bag broke when we sat down and spilled popcorn ALL OVER HER.

Friend 1: Oof, BIG Komaeda right there.
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