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Kookies

Kookies Has the Fattest Ass
by Kookiesss November 26, 2021
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kooky phalanges

when you or someone you know decides to feed their own hand to your pet dog. sometimes the hand is cooked (kooked) prior to ingestion.

Another variation involves anally inserting someone elses hand while they are sleeping or dead. Usually done at funerals.
Peggy perfomed kooky phalanges to Alberts body
by sonofspikerr October 20, 2012
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kooky noodle

A person that's kooky and a loose noodle that acts crazy and fails around a lot. You never know what they're going to do.
Mary is acting like a kooky noodle bc she's running around the farm at 4 am looking for her kite.
by Beggin Megan June 2, 2023
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kOOky swag

Its whats John Spencer has. You may look, but you can't touch it. Unlike my Big Meat.

This type of swag is very rare and these are few people nowadays that behold the mystical kOOk.

don't even try to fuck with it.
Sarah: "what's kOOky swag?"

John: "Is that a fucking joke? "

Sarah: "sorry, im asian looking, i don't keep up with these trends with these caucasion trends."
by Looneyville May 1, 2011
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Kookie Eating Unicorn

A kookie eating unicorn unicorn is a known species in planet earth. Only one creature is alive in this known species. It is known of having Jung Kook as their bias and they love the colour red, purple and black. They also love Harry Potter and are usually sorted into the Gryffindor house
The kookie eating unicorn may go extinct as there is only one alive
by Kookie eating unicorn February 8, 2019
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Kooki

A threat when referring to sexual intercourse without consent and a sexual remark to your partner in bed
I'm gonna get all Kooki on you, Bitch.
by 🔥 November 17, 2019
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kooki

are you ok?no im kooki
by pooti July 26, 2019
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