Kooter

The female sex organ. Can also be spelled with a c. "Cooter."

Wow, my kooter is on fire!
Man, her kooter smells!
I have to go to the doctor to have my kooter looked at.
I have an infection in my kooter.

by Goldielocks239 May 6, 2009

Koontang

exactly the same as poontang, just applied to sexy black ladies.

mmm...i'd love to munch Rhianna's koontang.

by what_a_twat February 20, 2011

Koontzing Out

-transitive verb

The act of simultaneously taking offense, complaining, and arguing aggressively about subjects that have little to no consequence on real life affairs. "Koontzing out" will continue whether attention is given or not, effects multiplied astronomically when mixed with alcohol.

"Dude, you hit my Macbook, with a packet of fire sauce that did absolutely no damage, do you know how much this thing co--"

"Dude. Dude. DUDE. You're Koontzing out right now. Stop. Stop. HEY. STOP." *leaves room*

by Thadeus Cook February 24, 2011

Koostic Version

To sprinkle Kief on top of the weed in a Blunt/Joint and boost your high. Derived from the terms "Kief" (Sprinkled on top) and "Boost" (Stronger high) to form "Koost" and stylized into "Koostic Version" due to the common "Acoustic Version" (Guitar and vocals only) of songs.

Guy1: Yo we tryna make this uhlil koostic version?
Guy2: Yup wheres the grinder at?
Guy1: I got it right here nigga!

by BfromC May 11, 2011

Kootah

Something to the highest degree of awesomeness. Even higher than saying its little brother - koota

man1: "man these are pretty koota shoes!"
man2: "mmm"
man3: "my shoes are fully kootah compared to your koota shoes"
man2: "mmm"

by cjm_007 October 30, 2007

Kootsi'd

Forcing ones self upon another for sexual gratification and bragging about it on Stern Fan Network.

"This creepy guy has been stalking me for a year and I finally went out with him. We drank a bunch, kissed, then he Kootsi'd me. Then he started a thread about it on SFN"

by ShivettezMandela August 3, 2008

Koofting

The art of achieving ones personal needs at the cost of another persons efforts.

"Stop koofting on my chips, you didn't drop a penny."
"I was koofting on his notes and got an A on the exam."

by Big Baba September 28, 2015