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Kentucky klondike bar

The act of freezing a bowel movement and sexually penetrating another with the frozen bowel movement.

A person has the option of following a Kentucky klondike bar with a Panamanian petting zoo.
I gave my secretary a Kentucky klondike bar last night for about five minutes. When it started to get soft, I gave her a Panamanian petting zoo.
by Dirty Snatchez August 9, 2006
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kont

An Afrikaans word (an indigenous language of South Africa) meaning cunt, aka a woman's vagina.
Ek wil jou ma se vieslike harige kont eet.

Translation: I want to eat your mother's disgusting hairy cunt.
by kont October 5, 2006
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Klondike bar

Jeff: You did all this for a bunch of virgins?
Achmed: Are you kidding me? I kill you for a Klondike bar.
by Scotty CBO January 28, 2009
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Keontae

Keontae is the nigga that will pipe your girl
I forgot to lock the set the alarm before leaving for work, and came home with a black guy trying to jump out of the window (keontae)
by Skinny dick 101 May 14, 2018
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Klonopin

Klonopin is a benzodiazepine used for anxiety and other disorders. I take it for chronic insomnia related to mild anxiety and severe muscle tension. Its considered to be a pretty potent benzo amongst its relatives (valium, xanax, ativan, etc.) not only that but its much longer acting. Think Xanax but less "high" and more duration. Taken at regular doses in a benzo naive person 0.25-0.5mg you'll feel relaxed and sedated and sleep will be quite blissful if you've never used benzos. Taken in higher doses you'll probably pass out and forget a bunch of shit which is not cool (see Xanax horror stories) but since its nearly impossible to overdose on when taken alone there are plenty of idiots out there that pop benzos and go on binges only to learn of the weird shit they did while on it....
After a long hard day at school, practice and work Klonopin gives me the peace of mind of solid 7-8 hours of sleep with relaxation the next day!
by CTU_FieldAgent200 July 10, 2011
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Klondike Bar

klondike bar - its a fucking ice cream bar
by tupacshakur32 June 11, 2006
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Klotzer

adj;

1. Referring to one residing in Pennsyltucky.

noun;

1. One generally to be found in bus stations or other transient locations talking to himself while playing on his smart phone.

2. A poop digit or poop-finger. 4)A normal sized person who once was a slovenly piece of shit.

verb;

1. To smell the tissue one has just ejaculated into.
Dude, don't use that to wipe away your tears, I just Klotzered it about 15 minutes ago.
by JoeRomePark November 26, 2010
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