Kooft

Arabic slang for "meat" aka Penis. Using Kooft as a "Penis" slang, started in Colorado by the Lebanese.

DAAAAMMMMNNN!! That girl wants my KOOFT!!!!!

by G Weeci October 20, 2011

Klothing Vault

The coolest clothing store in Arlington, WA ever. The owner is awesome, and gives ya great pricez. I'd visit there if you're ever around....

Girl 1: Lets go shopping!
Girl 2: Yeah!
Girl 1: I'm thinking the mall
Girl 2: No!!! the Klothing Vault!!!

by ArlingtonChickkSixlet May 15, 2011

KLOTI

Abbreviation for "Kinda laughing on the inside". For those who will happily admit that said joke or comment just scratched the surface. Let's face it, if you have to use "LOL" to emphasize that you think something is funny, it probably isn't.

Person A: Know any good puns?

Person B: Of course I do, I'm the Pun-isher!

Person A: KLOTI

by theravenajt September 1, 2011

klof

An anti-social weeb that plays minecraft.

Klof is a loooser.

by KlofTsundereSero September 8, 2020

KlokTalk

A DJ/Producer that has a weird obsession with clocks.

KlokTalk has a weird obsession with clocks.

by KlokTalk December 29, 2020

Kroft

A play-write who’s patron is a queen

William Shakespeare is the world’s most famous kroft.

by Ari El Scholar February 16, 2021

KLOTZED

Ruining a roll of film by opening the back of a camera with a loaded roll inside.

That photographer just klotzed his roll!

by Den Daddy May 15, 2021