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Klingon

A liberal rioter/protestor with Trump derangement syndrome (TDS) that climbs on moving cars and tries to inhibit the driver from getting to their destination and violently tries to hurt the car and driver only to roll off the car amd smash their face and head causing them to look like a Klingon from the TV series Star Trek.
3 Klingons in Portland were run over after by a normal human being after the liberal Klingons violently tried to attack the driver by climbing on the driver's moving vehicle and attempted to smash the windows out.
by logic ninja September 26, 2020
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Klingon Hangover

A nasty hangover you get after making peace with someone you hated
1: Hey you okay? You look really hungover
2: Yeah got a real humdinger. Got an apology from my highschool bully after a couple of drinks
1: Oh, a klingon hangover, nice
by anonymous July 2, 2023
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Klingon opera

Loud and violent vomiting. The act of disgorging the contents of one's stomach in a manner befitting a warrior. The barbaric yawp of the technicolor yawn.
I don't know what he ate at that food cart, but he's been performing a Klingon opera for the past ten minutes.
by Tombstone_DK January 10, 2016
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Angus Klingon

Maine's former head-up-his-a** governor who surely must indeed be "from another galaxy", as absurdly unaware as he seems to be about the reality --- and the basic needs --- of THIS one!
Angus Klingon may indeed be kin of a "race from out-space", but with those hideous bristly eyebrows and sneaky-looking up-swept creases around those shifty squinty eyes of his, he looks a lot more like a Romulan to me!
by QuacksO November 18, 2018
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Klingon

Jimmy: I just started seeing this girl and man, she won’t give me any space nor let me breathe.

Marlon: Jimmy my friend, you’re dating a Klingon.
by Chocoboywonder October 14, 2021
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