KITCHEN CLOWN

Someone who makes food in a kitchen and does not clean it up.

1. She made this big mess making dinner and just left it for someone else to clean, what a KITCHEN CLOWN!!!!
2. Stop clowning the kitchen!!!!
3. mom: Make sure you clean up everything after you finish eating, no more KITCHEN CLOWNING !!!!
daughter: sure mom
mom: the kitchen is a mess!!!! where is she?

younger brother: she left to meet her friends
mom: have to talk to that KITCHEN CLOWN when she gets back!!!!!!!

by hammertext69 August 22, 2014

kitchen hot

When a female's hotness increases from the sight of her cooking.

1. I wasn't sure if I wanted to pork Amy but then she made me a casserole and instantly became kitchen hot!

2. *during a debate on who you'd rather bang*
Yeah sure Rihanna is hot. But Martha Stewart is kitchen hot.

3. I wouldn't say she's hot but definitely kitchen hot

by namingshit December 16, 2018

exploding kittens

A card game for people who are all about cats and various other items, which violently explode.

There's another exploding kittens freak, he's probably going to destroy the world with cats tomorrow.

by bakuboyboom July 16, 2017

emotional rape kitchen

Where rape is baked that is used to rape your emotions after a particularly difficult emotional or mental occurrence.

The place inside your head where your emotion's get raped.

After losing my job and seeing my boss jizz on my gf's face, I knew I was having a bad day, but it was hearing that my mother died that put me in the emotional rape kitchen.

by PhillySurferDude August 5, 2010

da hood kitten

A Da Hood Kitten is a girl that would usually hang around her rich boyfriend and kill any girls that walk by her and act "quirky"

Pick me da hood kitten: uhh LOL PICK MEE
random person: wtf..?
rich boyfriend: leave my gvf alone bro

by yhhik February 12, 2022

kitten

An baby cat. Also known as a kitty. They have sharp little claws and teeth and can be nasty sometimes, but they are soft, cute, and totally lovable. Their meow is just precious to hear. Be gentle; kittens are delicate.

Some people have real problems if they say that they want to hurt cats and/or kittens. How could anybody even think of hurting such cute little things?

by Lorelili April 1, 2006

kitchen nightmares

A show lead by a batshit crazy chef, where people microwave salads and grill lettuce. So lett-uce see how long it will take you to cry or threaten Sir Ramsay.

Dude, I was balling my eyes out so hard yesterday. Gordon Ramsay called me a Pillock for having old potatoes on his show Kitchen Nightmares

by Shindogle Goggles October 10, 2016