Kite-Mode

1. When your high off of marijuana.
2. High as a Kite
3. Panicking off weed
4. Stoned!

ex1: "I'm on Kite-Mode right now"

ex2: "You Trynna get Kite-Mode with me"

by JK the Rapper April 26, 2009

Kite Runner Scenario

A situation in which a friend hides in fear while another friend is, either figuratively or literally, backed into a corner and butt-raped by Middle Easterners. The term refers to the memorable conflict from the novel "The Kite Runner" by Khaled Hosseini.

(In Gears of War 3) "Ben, where the hell were you?! I was shooting one of the berserkers with a scorcher, and then the second berserker came in and wrecked my shit while you were hiding! Stop putting me in Kite Runner Scenarios!"

"Way to go, man. You know that you ate Chris's sandwich but when he asked about it, you made it into a total Kite Runner Scenario.

by CommanderPoopyPants October 12, 2011

Kite Flying

getting high. outta this world high.

today looks awesome for some kite flying, let's go blaze.

by wha wha? June 2, 2005

kite man

The worst fuckin villan idea ever and ofcorse it's an aqua man villan

He's such a fuckin kite man

by xxxxxxXXXXXMEMELORdXXXxxx April 25, 2017

kite-spitting

It's when 20 mph winds blow at your face while you're spitting and leaves a trail of spit while it's flying

Dude 1: dude, while i was jogging past this one guy, i think he was kite-spitting on my face. Dude 2: At least it didn't get caught in a tree

by veins April 4, 2010

kite flyer

Someone who is a bit gay. someone who is linp. a ponce. a KITE FLYER

Lee: HEY SHAUN, YOUR SUCH A KITE FLYER

by ShaunDJ October 10, 2005

Kite Man

A very cheesy Batman villain, created in the silver age, a wacky time for comics. He was later, unfortunately, brought back by Tom King for Rebirth, with some people liking the decision.

Do you remember Kite Man? Ha ha.

by stewiestolemywashingmachine May 18, 2020