King Kong's Dick

A spliff that does the job

"Hey man what we smoking ?"
King Kong's Dick

by Jointy Smokes July 6, 2018

king kong balls

King kong balls is literally a monkey with fucking balls and they made it into a statue in a place.

Person 1 : Yo dude have you seen the statue of king kong balls?
Person 2 : Yoo yeah I really wanna go there and take a picture of it.

by Afucking_Idiothere02 September 22, 2021

King Kong's Finger

A huge turd resembling the screen beast's digit, stuck at the back doors causing great discomfort.

The desparate need to free a chocolate hostage.

"Fuck me I need a shite, I've got King Kong's finger poking out of my arse"

by tuckmoth June 23, 2004

king kong ku

Large size nuggets of marijuana

King Kong ku on the go hit me up

by KentrellBell69420 February 22, 2018

King Kong's Finger

When a woman rides you reverse cowgirl and pounds out a log on your stomach

Sherry gave her boyfriend a King Kong's Finger lastnight at the party

by 1andDone August 23, 2018

King Kong Bong

A bong of such magnitude, King Kong could take massive hits off it. Usually one constructed out of a jug with multiple hoses attached.

That is one massive king kong bong.

by unarmed_n00b April 6, 2004

French king kong

A foursome with three guys and a girl in which two of the guys eiffel tower (one in the front and one backdooring while standing) the girl and the third guy climbs up to fuck her face like king kong

Me and my bros totally French king konged that bitch last night.

by Catchingspoons February 3, 2012