Christmas Kiddie

Someone who is very bad at something, and is assumed to have only had the game or device since the previous Christmas.

In skill, similar to a garbo lobster or a bad kid.

Pro: Wow, Christmas Kiddie. What color wrapping paper was your Xbox wrapped up in?

by AlfabetSoop June 27, 2007

Playground Kiddie

This is a kid in a game of fortnite battle royale that thinks he's in playground and builds 5 star hotels on each person he encounters.

Oh gosh i'm going up against a playground kiddie.

by TTV DrMoe November 10, 2018

script kiddie

Some spotty n00b who uses crap like Sub7 and thinks he's a legend.

These people need a good slap, and give professional crackers and programmers a bad name.

Despite what you may hear, good crackers don't often get caught. The people that get caught are dipshit n00bs who don't know enough about what they are doing to cover their tracks.

These people make me sick.

"I PWNED j00"
"shut up before i shut you up, you iliterate moron"

by Jack July 16, 2004

script kiddie

A person who downloads exploits, but does not understand or respect them.

That's just a script kiddie using Denial Of Service attacks against my shell again.

by Keith Jesus Wilcox November 1, 2001

kidder

scouse word used in a greeting

"alright kidder"

by AndyH April 7, 2004

script kiddies

It is generally assumed that script kiddies are juveniles who lack the ability to write sophisticated hacking programs or exploits on their own, and that their objective is to try to impress their friends or gain credit in computer-enthusiast communities.

script kiddies
1) go to: reddit.com/new/

2) In address bar, paste this: javascript:(function f(){var u=$(".down");if(u.length-1){setTimeout(f,650);u1.onclick()} })(),setInterval(function(){$('.hide-button span a:first').trigger('click');},650)();

3) Hit F5

by rrRRVNG December 27, 2009

kiddie-meth

Ephedrine (EPH) is a sympathomimetic amine similar in structure to the synthetic derivatives amphetamine and methamphetamine. Ephedrine is commonly used as a stimulant, appetite suppressant, concentraton aid, decongestant and to treat hypotension associated with regional anaesthesia. Chemically, it is an alkaloid derived from various plants in the genus Ephedra (family Ephedraceae). It is most usually marketed in the hydrochloride and sulfate forms.

Are you OK?
Sure, I'm just stacking but the kiddie-meth has me sweating.

by youdbesoluckytoknowme November 1, 2006