Kindergarten Class

-a class for young children between the ages of 4 and 6
- an unit of measurement equilivent to a gallon of liquid in an unusual non-milk container shape
- the product of 7 X 3 when in reference to number of sexual partners

In that one movie Arnold was a cop in a Kindergarten Class.

Someone get me a kindergarten class of juice!

-Yo how many girls you been with?
-Something like a kindergarten class!

by Burns When I Pee October 18, 2008

Kinder crap

Cheap, grimy and unsightly large plastic toys that your trashy neighbors keep on their balcony as eyesores to the community.

The dirtbags next door keep their balcony strewn about with cheap unsightly kinder crap.

by ShockaRocka June 11, 2018

Kindercarnavalsoptochtvoorbereidingswerkzaamhedenplan

Dutch word for preparation activities plan for a children's carnival procession.

In 1996, the Guiness Book of World Records recognized Kindercarnavalsoptochtvoorbereidingswerkzaamhedenplan as the longest Dutch word, with 53 letters.

by TimmyBoy2007 August 17, 2019

Kinder egg

Kinder eggs are the most fabulous hollow chocolate eggs, painted white inside which taste divine. The eggs contain toys which may be difficult to construct if the openers have low IQ's. They are soon to be delivered by a Hampstead based chocolate delivery company to aid distressed women at unsociable hours.

Kinder Eggs are sometimes rather tricky to open too!

by laurita May 24, 2006

kinderslut

A person whom is considered sexually promiscuous at an age that is considered "too young" by cultural or sociological standards.

She's pregnant at the age of 12, what a kinderslut.

by Bobby967786876 August 9, 2006

Kinder egg

Chocolate egg made by Fererro that could be compared to a Happy Meal except for the fact that it's small, made out of chocolate and doesn't taste like shit. The toys inside are mildly entertaining if you are under 9 years old, but the plastic container can be filled with water/sand/similar substance, and thrown at people - hopefully exploding at impact.

Guy 1: Hey, remember those Kinder Surprise eggs from back in the day?

Guy 2: No

Guy 1: Oh

by quas August 25, 2005

Kinder Surprise

The action whereby a boy will prematurely jizz into a girl's face, in preparation for oral sex, immediately after removing his boxers.

I took a guy home the other night and he kinder surprised me!

by Sicilian Lunchbox April 15, 2010