Typically a female Adventist (or another religious/vegan person) that would rather have anal sex than lose her virginity because of basic white girl issues. These women are usually found in the valley suburbs were complaining about her wrongly died hair is more important than her kids' soccer game.
OMG! can you believe Darren fucked Becky in her ass last week? God! She's such a kookmeister, I cant stand her!!!
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Get the Kookmeister mug.Infectious soul-less surfers who come (usually in droves) from Orlando, FL to select Central Floridian beaches during good swell days, especially during weekends and holidays when waves are at least 6 or more inches above FLAT. Whoreland-kooks completely lack the essential elements of surf etiquette and will drop in on you as if... They have also been known to carry leprosy, typhoid fever, and/or visceral leishmaniasis.
That whoreland kook just snaked me, again WTF! Let's paddle East(diversion from true direction), it's not worth fighting for waves with these whorelando kooks.
by BawlsDiggity October 4, 2017
Get the whorelando kook mug.by mirkin July 10, 2003
Get the kookfest mug.A name for a chess piece combining the knight and rook. Other names include empress, chancellor and marshal, among others.
by gammerz___rekked October 9, 2022
Get the knook mug.Kook is a term, most often used by aggro locals, to describe any surfers that:
- don't live in the shithole little coastal towns
- don't work construction and/or drive old, beat-up trucks
- pretend like they can surf when, in reality, they suck-ass
- don't follow the rules of the lineup
- show up in the lot with a frappachino, excited about 2-footers
However, the term kook has a different meaning to different types of surfers. It is most likely the case that every surfer, at one point or another, has been called a kook themselves and has called other surfers kooks. You don't have to be an asshole local to enjoy this fun, degredating term!!!
- don't live in the shithole little coastal towns
- don't work construction and/or drive old, beat-up trucks
- pretend like they can surf when, in reality, they suck-ass
- don't follow the rules of the lineup
- show up in the lot with a frappachino, excited about 2-footers
However, the term kook has a different meaning to different types of surfers. It is most likely the case that every surfer, at one point or another, has been called a kook themselves and has called other surfers kooks. You don't have to be an asshole local to enjoy this fun, degredating term!!!
by billy joe bobby January 3, 2007
Get the kook mug.A term for a stereotypical Ukrainian, which is derived from a traditional hairstyle which is popular, generally with Ukrainian nationalists. The use of the word drastically increased within the Russian lexicon as a result of Euromaidan and the perceived rise of the Ukrainian pro-EU far right. Previously, it was used to mess with that one Ukrainian you knew inevitably knew if you were Russian, but ever since the EU drama it's become a much more charged and spiteful insult.
"I can't stand that Khokhol, why can't he learn to speak properly?" "Why won't those Khokhly fucking calm down with their Bandera and Eurobboners, fucking friendship of peoples my ass." "These Khokhols are getting worse than the Polaks."
by Made This For One Single Word March 7, 2018
Get the Khokhol mug."Old mate tried doing a backflip off the beer pong table last night and completely kooked it, hurt his head and back but he'll be fine."
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