salty kernel

Chunky Semen

I got that salty kernel stuck in my throat.

by Kernel69 March 23, 2017

kernel modeset

thing that sets display resolution on your PC, a nerdy way of saying kms

"my crush got turned off by my linux rambling I'm going to commit kernel modeset" - OP

by iskam October 13, 2023

Kernel-pult

A plant from the Plants vs. Zombies franchise which hurls corn kernels and butter at zombies, but has a chance to throw butters at the Zombies.

"Kernel-pult is a pretty good plant for me in conjunction with Snow Peashooter, it can be mind-blowing which this one small combination of plants."

by Otheruser325 January 15, 2023

Kernel

Kernel: Somebody who is cornier than a cornball.

“Dude, Trenton’s a Kernel!” Malachi laughed

by Mal, The unstable May 29, 2025

Throat Kernel

Description
A lump of white, perfectly aged mouth bacteria that is nestled in a cozy and wet tonsil crevices. The throat kernel resembles a carton of week old cottage cheese left in the hot desert sun.
The cause is unknown but oral bacteria may contribute to their formation.

Hey I think you may have a throat kernel, your breath smells like a dead cat rotting in the hot dessert sun.

I just coughed up a piece of cottage cheese but haven’t eaten any in weeks. It tastes like a dirty ass mixed with a dead cat rotting in the hot dessert sun.

by Kubawolf October 2, 2020

popping my kernels

Grinding my gears. Getting annoyed by someone or something and losing patience over it.

“The Huskers went to Ireland just to lose the opening game.”
“You’re really popping my kernels.”

by CyberHusker August 29, 2022

Kernel Corn

Is an annoying piece of shit character in Plants Vs Zombies Garden Warfare 2 in which people immediately husk hop when they see a zombie on there screen

They also like to finish you off with a shuck shot or stupid case scenario shuck shot right after husk hopping

This fucking Kernel Corn

by ToiletDuck21 January 6, 2024