Kern

A cool ass dude who most people don't understand. Very sociable but very dismissive. Super selective when it comes to friends and acquaintances. Has no problem putting you in your place if you step out of line. Loves food and would probably spend his whole salary on it.

I would love to hang out with a Kern. Kern is probably fucking that girl over there.

by Kingofkinfolks November 24, 2021

kern

to bullshit a lengthy answer on a subject of essentially zero substance

Ben managed to kern a perfect exam answer despite knowing nothing of the question.

by comtruce August 18, 2016

Kerning

The action of using your pillow for sexual intercourse. If you ever find yourself “kerning” you should seriously reevaluate your life.

Joey: Hey bro, I tried laying on the pillow you gave me but it’s really uncomfortable.

Donnie: Dude, that’s my kerning pillow!

Joey: Gross!

by GoyBoyDestroyer August 8, 2025

Kern

When garett laughs so hard, he kerns

Garett laughed so hard he kerned

by Gingercracker June 5, 2023

Kern

The way people from Colorado say corn. This came about from the way they say Coors as Kurs

Let's have Kern on the kerb for dinner tonight

by Taintremover February 12, 2019