Kerbal Space Program 2

The best game that you dream of which will never release.

Hey is Kerbal Space Program 2 released yet?
No it is delayed until 2023
Hey is Kerbal Space Program 2 released yet?
No it is delayed until 2024
Hey is Kerbal Space Program 2 released yet?
No it is delayed until 2025

by Matt Free March 9, 2021

Kerbatzoes

Crazy; out of control.

Man, that guy's kerbatzoes!

by Jendizzle February 24, 2008

kerflicker

The stylish upturn of a male's hair directly above the forehead found in short haircuts. It can be styled with gel or just by combing.

"Alex, did you see Colin's kerflicker?" "Yeah Ama, it needs to be pertunked a bit I think." "Let's tell him." "Alex, don't touch it, let me do it, you always mess it up more. It needs to have some verve to it."

by sueso March 10, 2015

Kerflatic

When your sock is on crooked.

Person 1: "Gosh my sock is crooked!"
Person 2: "Dude it's so kerflatic!!"

by Fottslut August 14, 2017

kerastin

A name of a female girl, who has a loud personality. She is well known to talk alot and very socially stable. Her favorite numbers will often be even or 5 or 9. A name that is very often spelled Kirsten or Kersten. Lastly, she loves a lot of attention. It also can be substituted for sexy.

Kerastin is so loud.

by official_name_definitions May 18, 2018

kerbab

when you put your dick in a roll up sandwich and you let someone eat it. The method of eating is more of lightly biting, then chomping.

Guy 1: hey did you hear about what happened to Guy 3?
Guy 2: No, what happened?
Guy 1: Ah dude, it was wicked man, his bf ordered him a kerbab last night!
Guy 2: Dude!
Guy 1: I know right!

by totalfuckingidiot May 21, 2020

Kerbal

little green men (and women) that are used as astronauts in the spaceflight simulator kerbal space program

Dude my kerbal blew up

by yupit'shim March 4, 2021