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Definitions by Jendizzle

parking pirate 

Someone who refuses to pay for parking in a primarily pay parking environment, e.g. downtown in urban center, university, resident permit neighborhood. This person will circle until they locate an adjacent area with a few free parking spaces, and wait or circle the block until someone eventually leaves one of those few spaces.
I can never get a parking spot in front of my building because it's the one area downtown with free spaces, and there are always parking pirates circling the block--any open spaces are gone within a minute.
parking pirate by JenDizzle March 6, 2012

Kerbatzoes

Man, that guy's kerbatzoes!
Kerbatzoes by Jendizzle February 24, 2008