Post Kenyan Funk Disorder

the term given to the feeling of helplessness Republicans feel with President Obama in office.

The Dow is plummeting and I wish we could shake this Post Kenyan Funk Disorder.

by uzi_ March 16, 2009

kenyan cowboy

A hot kenyan guy who works or owns a farm and rides horses. Is ripped beyond belief.Also known for attracting hot girls.

yo that kenyan cowboy has a hot G/F!!

by Alec Cherry July 14, 2005

Kenyan Wet Willy

When a person sticks his finger in his buttcrack immediately after having diarrhea and then proceeds to stick it in another person's ear.

"That son of a bitch gave me a Kenyan Wet Willy, now there's shit every where"

by kenyanlova November 8, 2011

kenyan christmas

AN action. When you shove a bong into your rectal cavity and allow the smoke to flow through your body.

Person 1:"My dear fellow would you like to adjourn to my abode for a Kenyan Christmas?"
Person 2:"Why yes my good flow."

by MornAfterKill July 10, 2017

Kenyan Tribe

When u form a line with 20 or more people, play shitty music, and tell people about how awful your life was back in Kenya. (Even though most people in the line have never been to or thought about going to Kenya)

Guy: Look at those idiots walking down the street playing that god awful music. If they continue I'll be forced to get the rope and end my life
Other Guy: That's the Kenyan Tribe. Those idiots are only out once every 15 years.

by The_real_Mustard_man667 August 4, 2017

keyangie

A dedicated hard working human who is determine to beat her goals and will try to achieve anything.A loving and caring person always quick to help someone else out before she tends so herself

Keyangie is a wonderful person

by bancalis July 9, 2018

Kenyan

Kenyan, a person to cheat on their partner. When meeting a Kenyan, act like you're the boss. They tend to lie a lot.

"I heard Kenyan cheated on his girl he never talked to.''

''Wow, what an asshole.''

by mr_word_dude April 30, 2019