not keeping up with the Jone's

Not buying the latest and greatest, making do with what you have, because you have more important places to put the money, such as your kids education or your retirement.

Why am I not keeping up with the Jone's ? My son and my money both go to Marquette.

by knowman April 12, 2008

Nate Kaeding

The worst kicker in NFL's playoff history

Missing 3 FG in a divisional playoff home game!!!!!
Damn I just forgot Nate Kaeding is kicking, then is all normal

by diesss January 18, 2010

Old Trafford Time-keeping

Whenever Manchester United are playing on their home ground of Old Trafford and the game is tied or United is losing, the referees will always allow enough extra time for Manchester United to tie or win the game.

In the September 20, 2009 Manchester Derby between Manchester United and Manchester City, there was supposed to be 4 minutes of extra time, already an inflated amount as there had been almost no injury stoppages. The match was tied at 3-3. The referees allowed over 6 minutes of extra time, a prime example of Old Trafford Time-keeping, giving United opportunity to score the winner.

by FairPlaya September 20, 2009

keeping it fresh

The art of acting spontaneously resulting in you actions being original and generally awesome.

'Wow did you just see what he did?! He totally just kept it fresh!'

'Keeping it fresh!'

'I like rubbing cake into myself...' 'You're keeping it fresh!'

by chezasaurus October 20, 2011

Keeling

1. One who could be concidered god's gift to women
2. One has an uncanny charm with the ladeez
3. One who has the strength of ten men

1 Girl: He's no Keeling, but he's a nice guy
Girl: Yeah look on the bright side he could be an Aune

2. Guy: If only I had the Keeling charm, then I would have all the ladeez

3. Guy1: How the fuck are we going to lift the truck out of the ditch
Guy2: Where's Keeling when you need him?

by Mike March 12, 2003

keeping up with the road

different than driving; when the road is moving in front of you while operating a vehicle (esp. while state of being is intoxicated or otherwise enhanced), and you react to it on auto-pilot rather than actually paying attention

fuck, bryan, after i ate those mushrooms last night on my way home i was just kinda keeping up with the road.

by alle_mackone87 April 29, 2011

Keeping It Irish

Choosing to only drink beer on nights out, in an effort to not become overly inebriated.

No Fireball for me, thanks. I'm keeping it Irish tonight.

by Caorbs August 20, 2020