keaton bull

the best guy-friend a girl could ever wish for. hes always there for you when you need him and he will always cheer you up. gives the best hugs ever, is quite attractive and tall. loves gaming but will stop everything hes doing and come talk to you if you ask. you will almost definately fall for him at some point in your friendship. he is just plain amazing. <3 =

girl 1 - "who'd you walk home with?"
girl 2 - "keaton bull. he was making me laugh the whole way!"
girl 1 - "he sounds like a great person"
girl 2 - "oh he is! and he give the best hugs too!"

by insane... =P June 8, 2011

Keaton

Keaton is a very loving and special man. He is very supportive to the people he loves and will always stay by your side. He is cutest the boy you will ever meet with blond hair and brown eyes. He is very committed in relationships and usually dates girls called either Riley or Indy. Keaton is very athletic and loves to run around and play fight with anyone. He doesn't get the best grades but tries to keep them up. He is very funny and loves to joke around. He also is very good at making his girl happy. If you are ever feeling like you need someone to talk to just remember that Keaton will listen to you rant all night long. If he ever says he loves you he means it. If you have a Keaton in your life you are very lucky.

Keaton is the best boyfriend ever!!!!!!!!!!

by double ass cheek January 3, 2019

Keaton

Down to earth, genuine, at times annoyingly aggravating. Passion driven. Creative and intelligent, homeboy can be a Casanova but is a gentleman. Introspective and funny but also a gym bro. Keaton is a very thoughtful individual and will probably marry Ana De Armas or something. Also a grade A weenie, but he's ok I guess

Keaton is such a weenie.

by wolfdragicorn May 4, 2018

Keaton's Birthday

Whenever the weather is gloomy, windy and possibly even a rainy. This weather is called Keaton's birthday. All things to do with bright and happiness are not aloud on this day.

Person 1: Look at the fucking weather
Person 2: Keaton's birthday obviously
Person 1: OMG I feel depressed already

by RealAmericanNinja October 26, 2011

Keaton

Somebody that is good at most sports

That's a true Keaton right there

by Footballkid#13 March 4, 2017

keaton

A little racist confederate white kid who's hobbies include fucking his sister and calling people nigga then whines about it on the internet about how people are "bullying" him when his racism catches up to him. Basically the most stereotypical southern white boy.

Keaton: Hey you stupid nigger go back to plucking cotton.
Person 1: Go back to fucking your sister.
Keaton: *posts video about him being the victim*

by Singingnooblet December 15, 2017

Keaton

Such a spicy snack. My local man crush. His hair is like a pillow of fluffy white clouds
10/10

Hey you know Keaton?
Yeah he can father my children :)

by Snakey-Sneak October 10, 2018