kuzuki mushu

(KUH zoo KEE moo SHOO) The sex move when a woman does a handstand against a wall while a man simultaneously swings on a pull up bar (or anything that would serve a similar purpose) and inserts his penis in her vagina/asshole as he swings in. Acknowledged as one of the most difficult and dangerous sex moves known to man.

Dude I got a pull up bar yesterday and my girlfriend is a kinky bitch so I'm gonna kuzuki mushu with her. Hopefully I don't crush my right nut.

by hersko is a boss December 3, 2009

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Kazumi

Kazumis are known for their unemotional emo edgy attitude.
Kazumis are a species of human that are emo (I think).

Their cuteness can rage from -10 to infinity+1 depending on how good they are!

Most Kazumis are male and have a lifespan of fetus.

Person: Wow! That Kazumi is hella edgy!

by Appleeq August 1, 2018

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Kabuki

To have Kabuki with someone is a bond that two people share, they watch out for each other, they have each others back.

To obtain Kabuki: Under the 3rd full moon of the year, the two individuals that wish to obtain Kabuki, must touch penis heads, for 3 full seconds. Only two people can have Kabuki, three or more would be gay.

Getting ready to pay for lunch, guy one reaches in pocket and realizes he doesn't have any cash on him, guy two "hey don't worry I've got it", places money on counter to pay for both lunches and then extends his arm with a balled fist towards guy one as the fists meet they both exclaim "Kabuki" (reinforcing the special bond they share) The outstretched fisted arms symbolize the act they performed under the 3rd full moon.

by tyad October 5, 2011

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