Kaiser

Stick

Stop using the kaiser to hit me

by Omankodsuki June 20, 2020

kaser

kaser is probably one of the most confusing person you have met, except that you guys always somehow find a way to get along. its easy to vibe along with him and he's really funny, not to mention his damn looks and body figure. he might be shy at first but after a while he shows you his inner goofy self.

kasers so cool

by greekmethologistcian March 27, 2023

a kaiser

when everyone gets quiet and you make a speech. usually under 20 words. of course only King Kaiser can do this

we were all hanging out last night and we needed to hear a kaiser from the king

by fapplesauce April 29, 2012

kaiser

Franz "Kaiser" Beckenbauer.
Greatest fussball-player and coach ever.
Led Germany 1974 and 1990 to the world-championship.

Look dude, there's the Kaiser.

by Fritz Schnackenpfefferhausen November 14, 2005

kaiser soze

References all criminals, or people who scare others very deeply. One may be unsure what this "Kaiser Soze" person is capable of. It is a good bet that the worst one can imagine is probably true, or close to what they are capable of. An unpredictably violent person. One who takes great pleasure or care in their violence and deception.

The character Kaiser Soze in the movie Usual Suspects.

by jana p May 8, 2006

kausar

a very silly girl who is also often annoying and too stubborn

oh dont be so kausar!

by Mr_E April 5, 2007

Kaiser Baby

An incredibly ugly newborn human. Named for the porcelain baby doll created in the likeness of Kaiser Wilhelm II of Germany, to commemorate his birth.

"He was quite the Kaiser baby at first, but he grew-up to be adorable."

by Ula Barber January 14, 2008