The whore who goes to montevideo schools and often is caught sucking ginourmous penis..... he has been called a snicker licking son of a bitch and enjoys being gay with his parents
Kane glomstad is the biggest homosexual in the world
by Kane Glomstad November 9, 2009
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To kane a car - drive the other side of light speed.
To kane a person - to almost kill them.
'Bile kaned it out of this corner and clipped the undercover filth car.'
or
'He fuckin kaned this cunt...'
by Rigs April 28, 2003
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a being that is placed inside garfags arse hole for pleasure whom cannot get an errection but only able when given a blowup penis
i need a bottle of kane = i need a bottle of stella artios
by the revenge you deserve August 4, 2010
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Kane is the definition of an asshole, he is unkind and very self centered human. if you ask him something he will cut you off and call you an asshole; do not try to win against a Kane because even if you do, he will twist your story to that he won.
"Bro, that guy is such a Kane"
by Monsato June 16, 2020
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Used in conjunction with a member of family or body party to desribe something ugly, nasty or horrible.
Originally comes from a scene in Scary Movie 2 but it is also widely believed to refer to the wrestler.
If your in a bar and a very ugly girl walks in, one might say "I didn't know Kane's sister came in here"

If something smells very nasty, one might say "Fucking hell this smells like Kane's ass hole!"

If someone is talking to you and they have really horrible teeth, one might say "Dude you got teeth like Kane's uncle!"
by im.very.big November 16, 2009
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An absolute fucking grease ball you will be incredibly lucky to see this creature take a shower as it only happens one a year. He also preys upon very underage girls.
Wow see that nonce who got arrested the other week what a Kane
by N00by pickle2164 May 6, 2019
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It's when your pullout game is strong. Referencing that time Patrick Kane had sec with a minor but they didn't find his DNA inside her because his pullout game is stong.
I was about to bust a nut and Patrick Kane her so good. There's no way she's getting pregnant.

I forgot to bring a condom so I Kaned it.
by musclelicious November 21, 2015
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