by Big daddy cream nugget June 03, 2023
Oh no, you look like Jv!
by betlogan June 08, 2022
by jveezus November 25, 2021
An undersized, late bloomer, who lives in the past, fantasizes about his little league team moms, and passes off JV stats as if they’re varsity.
Alex: I was junior varsity soccer, varsity golf, and varsity soccer. I scored 6-7 goals a season.
Peach: Didn’t you ride the varsity bench and never sniff the field, let alone a pair of panties?
Alex: I was a late blooming athlete.
Peach: You were a JV AllStar.
Peach: Didn’t you ride the varsity bench and never sniff the field, let alone a pair of panties?
Alex: I was a late blooming athlete.
Peach: You were a JV AllStar.
by Dirty_Moose May 07, 2022