Naruto did it to Hinata with his shadow clone jutsu

can we all acknowledge that they all had sex. Imagine one hand sasuke lol and even sai

Yo Shikamaru did you see how Naruto did it to Hinata with his shadow clone jutsu

by Alex_supersus1 December 2, 2020

Belt Jutsu

Attack of Asian Dads

Asian Kid: *Gets B-*
Asian Dad: BELT JUTSU/ベルト術

by Luigi is the creator of earth October 30, 2024

thinra no jutsu

A jutsu that’ll summon your susanoo and light sword around it then when you use it it’ll destroy anyone in a 50 mile radius

Time to go thinra no jutsu

by Thyin March 23, 2021

Baby Replace Jutsu

Definition 1: when your girl gives birth to your baby but it's damn ugly, so you replace it with a baby that looks cute and not like a forty year old man.
Definition 2: when your girl gives birth but you're not in need of a baby so, you replace it with a baby of another race, blame your girl and dip.

DEF 1: Friend 1: "yo you've got a really cute baby, congrats!"
Friend 2: "ye thanks, it was nothing a little "Baby Replace Jutsu couldn't fix.""
Friend 1: "WHA-"

DEF 2: Friend1: " yo, where is your baby, I thought your girl gave birth?"
Friend 2: "ye, it's funny cos after a bit of "Baby Replace Jutsu" it turned out the baby wasn't even mine!"
Friend 1: "what does that mean?"

by naruto_dictionary February 22, 2021

Khang-Jutsu

Participating in the art of academic dishonesty without getting caught.

Damn, bro that exam was so easy. I Khang-Jutsued my way through it.

by K732870 April 7, 2021

Tsuchiyami Style: Chat Revive no Jutsu

A Jutsu used by the superior tsuchiyami to revive their discord chat.

Supreme Tsuchiyami leaders: Insert Catchy Hand sign sequence Tsuchiyami Style: Chat Revive no Jutsu (@chat revive jutsu)
Other Tsuchiyami: Huh?

by AspirineTY December 15, 2020

Earth Style Fanged Pursuit Jutsu

The most over powered weapon a human can possibly use. I.E. a form of divine torture

John used Earth Style Fanged Pursuit Jutsu to tramitase the nazi

by zbdeal February 15, 2022