jonzing

to jonze for. to crave, want, need. like a pregnant woman in need of food.

to want something, so bad, you need it. immediately

i'm jonzing for some artichoke pasta.

by neveryoumind February 17, 2005

Jazzii

A girl who loves to have fun. Shy in relationships. Gives the best hugs and smells really good. She catches people with her loving personality. She has a geeky side which she only shows to a few people. People fall in love with her as soon as they meet her. She tends to be very different and unique. She loves beings with people who make her happy. She always puts other people before herself.

Girl: Jazzii is my bestest friend!
Girl2: I know! She's so sweet!

by Diana the Banananananana January 7, 2012

Jobzilla

Hugely underpaid and unsatisfying jobs provided by an careers agents at the expense of the workers

Mick works for a jobzilla, they are career industry pimps and expect their cut.

by Anonymous 31337 September 19, 2016

jizzim babtism

When semen is shot among a womens face in large quanities.Almost so much if it was to dry it would leave a hard protective mask.

After taking April's virginity I proceeded to give her a jizzim babtism to seal the deal !

by K_ Dubb0061 June 5, 2005

Anal Jazzing

Anal Jazzing is where you proceed to anally fist someone, then you do Jazz Hands.

She was really into some freaky shit, so I tried Anal Jazzing her for a good time. Who doesn't like Jazz hands, am I right?

by Goaste Fan July 12, 2009

Jazzie

The Numero uno. The only one. The Queen of the jungle arcade! It's when a female is so fly, so cool, so utterly in sync with the universe she has to be a Jazzie. You can only hope to get close to the amazingness that is her. And if you by chance are associated with a Jazzie, then you are truly one of this existence's lucky few people that can say they know the most dangerously coolest person in history.

*Person 1 is chewing on a chunk of asphalt*

Jazzie: Sup homeslice?

*Person 1 sprouts wings, dons a halo, and charges into a spontaneous occurring battle while playing saxophone*

by ThePseudoFado February 18, 2011

Jizzing On My Heart

The feeling you carry when your lover commits adultery and leaves your heart soggy and full of sorrow.

Man, Alisandra just got with Mike and is totally jizzing on my heart.

by Dr. Prseuss July 19, 2019