jordan (male!) will be the most attractive human you will ever come across. he has a caring and kind heart that's good at listening. he makes your heart, stomach, and mind fuzzy and filled with something like lust. not only that, but he has the perfect sense of humor that anyone would love and can make you smile despite the condition. his sense of style is amazing btw. one look at jordan and you feel happier and warm.
random girl: dang lol look at that cute ass boy over there!
another girl: haha wait i think his name is jordan or smtg
another girl: haha wait i think his name is jordan or smtg
by initialscs February 16, 2019
Get the jordanmug. A stupid ass fagget that thinks he is the shit when realy he looks like an aftermath of a cluster fuckk of gay butt sex.He is worthless and trashy.He will eventually get aids and will always look like a gay douche.He fails at life.And doesnt do anything except text diffrent girls every night.He is gross and he reminds me of a fagenated ice butt hole. XD
a fagget ass quier. :)-jordan
by Brittany Dayton Pottorff :) January 11, 2010
Get the jordanmug. jordan brend: a sexy ass motherfucker fine peice of meat he will steal your bitch fuck her in the ass and then break her heart he is daddy as fuck prolly your daddy mr. steal your bitch and instagram @ianjordan__ youtube @YCW jordan
who stole your bitch?
jordan brend: a sexy ass motherfucker fine peice of meat he will steal your bitch fuck her in the ass and then break her heart he is daddy as fuck prolly your daddy mr. steal your bitch and instagram @ianjordan__ youtube @YCW jordan
jordan brend: a sexy ass motherfucker fine peice of meat he will steal your bitch fuck her in the ass and then break her heart he is daddy as fuck prolly your daddy mr. steal your bitch and instagram @ianjordan__ youtube @YCW jordan
by mr . IM RIGHT October 15, 2017
Get the jordanmug. Someone who is always nice, wants to be with friends, and is easy to love. She has a hard time expressing her feelings but will understand others feelings. Jordan's can be athletic, extremely pretty, and out going. You will always feel bad if you hurt her. She is usually very unique in many ways. Trust me, you want a girl named Jordan in your life.
by hadtotellthetruth August 14, 2014
Get the jordanmug. The most loving ,caring,sexy ass person,he s really good in bed once hes there. He is loyal, once hes gone you will feel something missing ,great cuddle buddy ,everything you'll need.
by babbya January 27, 2020
Get the jordanmug. a complete asshole who has no idea what he is talking about . disagrees with everyone , and fucks sheep .
by billpc8 September 5, 2016
Get the jordanmug. the sweetest girl you will meet.she is short and half chinese. really likes guys and is super pretty.
by liufhilurghuiffvhn May 13, 2012
Get the jordanmug.