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Platty Joobs

Platty joobs - Platinum Jubilee

Except it's been England-ified
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Joob

To poke, jab, or jam something.
Damn bro!!! Did you just joob me in the eye?!!
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joob

slang for kim namjoons voluptuous knockers. sometimes also referred to as "namtiddies"
*namjoon wears skintight shirt*
"oh my god the joobs are out"
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Joob

A substance of semen where you ejaculate in a bottle, let it marinate for 2-3 days, and use it for different foods like toast or biscuits.
Hey Kevin, Pass the Joob bottle over here will you? I need to put some tang on this biscuit.
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Platty joobs

'Platinum Jubilee', 70 years reign of a monarch or queen.
Person 1: What you doing for the platty joobs?
Person 2: Dressing as Ginger spice and downing a mega pint of Pimms darl
by CFVH. June 1, 2022
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Manhattan Joobing

He was doing Manhattan joobing
by erockyoutoo September 18, 2023
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Joob

A verb that means to FaceTime.
Menashe, I’m about to stick a huge pot of tbeet in the oven; I’ll joob in five hours.
by Miraj9 December 30, 2021
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